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russelbuck:

i-am-dovahkiin:

deer are so fucking dumb i want 47 of them

#selfies

4 weeks ago
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fembot61:

demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

Acting Class w/professor Depp

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via the-republic-of-jew)

4 weeks ago
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azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

(Source: crackerswag, via the-republic-of-jew)

4 weeks ago
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angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

(Source: hi-dianaa, via pantsareunwelcome)

1 month ago
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bloodbending:

remember what happened when someone put gold foil on their cat’s head

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so for science i put a pad on my male friend’s head and

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(via lovely-ivy)

1 month ago
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zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

(via the-republic-of-jew)

4 weeks ago
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iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

iamthetwickster:

rivalfortune:

megustamemes:

Titanic.

They better stay clear of the lettuce

IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE

(via the-republic-of-jew)

4 weeks ago
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abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

(via journalistpoet)

1 month ago
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policymic:

Watch: 'They Daily Show' exposes birth control-penis pump double standard

Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent $872 million on penis pumps in the last five years alone. Viagra has also received $819 million and Cyalis more than $782 million. But you’ll never hear those numbers being debated anywhere.

Read more and watch the full video

Follow policymic

(Source: sandandglass, via thatpunnyguy)

1 month ago
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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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1 month ago
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